I bought it because it was on sale and it was the recommended non water-soluble glue for DIY screen printing and then I found out IT MAKES THINGS REALLY SHINY AND SMOOTH AND MAKES ME WANT TO PET THE STUFF I PUT IT ON.
It makes things much more legit-looking than loose ends from shitty glue sticks and bits of lint stuck to things. Obser-uv:
I made this tonight because I couldn't sleep due to our neighbors being complete assholes and not turning down their shitty reggaeton music at 2:30 in the morning.
And inside....
My ever-impressive condom collection!(P.S. Use One condoms. They have cute pictures on them and the studded ones feel amazing. Better than your average Durex.)
Mod Podge, I love you, I don't know how I ever lived without you. Please marry me?
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW ABOUT PORN RANGERS?!
The Porn Rangers are these two guys, both ordained ministers, who drive around in a van trying to teach kids how porn/masturbation is wrong. They do this by taking kids of all ages in to their van, making them watch porn, and videotaping them jacking off and then showing it to them.
They think this will make kids not want to watch porn anymore.
They also sell the tapes of kids jacking off to other people, for "educational purposes", thinking that no one wants to watch kids jack off and that will, henceforth, cure them of their "addiction".
They don't believe that there are, indeed, people out there who DO want to watch that.
The thing about the porn rangers is that they're not pedophiles, they're just oblivious idiots.
Seriously, go read the interview in Vice with them. It's piss funny and kind of painful to read at some points because these guys are so clueless.
Porn Rangers, I salute you for being such fucking fucking fucking idiots.
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